WHO DOESN'T LIKE RECEIVING SURPRISES?
For just $3 (shipping included), you can receive a surprise right to your mailbox. For less than $3.01, you will get a little happiness to open up. The anticipation, the enjoyment, the frustration. I don't know what type of emotion you will get when you open up your present, but for sure you will have an emotion. Unless you have no emotions and you are a robot.